{"product_id":"smells-like-last-place-candle","title":"Smells Like Last Place Candle","description":"A soy candle for whoever finished last in Fantasy Football. The label reads SMELLS LIKE LAST PLACE, with a footnote promising notes of bad trades and a first-round bust.\n\nTHE DESIGN\nThe label is an original design by GraysCornerGoods, set in black and gold inside a bevelled frame. SMELLS LIKE runs in small spaced capitals above LAST PLACE in heavy slab type, and the asterisk on it leads to the footnote, notes of bad trades and a first-round bust. A small gold football divides the two, and the base line reads FANTASY FOOTBALL and BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR. It names no league, team, player or app.\n\nTHE PRODUCT\nA 9 oz soy candle in an amber glass jar with a black lid and a cotton wick. It burns for 50 to 60 hours. The design is printed on an adhesive label on the front of the jar. Choose from the menu before you add it to the cart: eight scents (Comfort Spice, Eucalyptus Lavender Herb, Fresh Balsam, Honeysuckle, Pink Grapefruit, Sea Breeze, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, and Vanilla Bean), or Unscented if you want the joke without the fragrance.\n\nMADE TO ORDER\nNothing is printed until you order it, so each one is made for you. Printing takes a few business days for most orders, and up to 10 business days in the holiday rush. To be safe for Christmas, order by December 4, 2026. Because each item is made to order and shipped by a carrier, I cannot guarantee a delivery date.\n\nCARE\nTrim the wick to a quarter inch before each burn. Never leave a lit candle unattended, and keep it away from children, pets and anything flammable. Stop burning when half an inch of wax is left in the jar.\n\nSHIPPING\nFree shipping to U.S. addresses.\n\nRETURNS\nEvery item is made to order, so I cannot take a return for size or for a change of mind. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, contact us through the Contact page with a photo within 14 days and I will replace it.\n\nTHE FINE PRINT\nThis is an original, independent design. It is not affiliated with, licensed by, sponsored by, or endorsed by any professional sports league, team, or player.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Vanilla Bean","offer_id":67584374243464,"sku":"31676889161009051376","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Comfort Spice","offer_id":67584374276232,"sku":"61359166892914279808","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Sea Breeze","offer_id":67584374309000,"sku":"13079700017739648081","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Honeysuckle","offer_id":67584374341768,"sku":"15903136796453411633","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Eucalyptus Lavender Herb","offer_id":67584374374536,"sku":"17942439627334932919","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Spiced Pumpkin Ginger","offer_id":67584374407304,"sku":"19579570411258922661","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Fresh Balsam","offer_id":67584374440072,"sku":"29085135650795141950","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Pink Grapefruit","offer_id":67584374472840,"sku":"47640822787393371897","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Unscented","offer_id":67584374505608,"sku":"58685349056741045153","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/0042\/9192\/files\/16785477365983177157_2048.jpg?v=1790701476","url":"https:\/\/grayscorner.com\/products\/smells-like-last-place-candle","provider":"Grays Corner Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}